Dear Employer Fairy,

So.... I've officially been completely finished with all of my testing, to become an OFFISH RDH, for a month now.

All of my paperwork has been completed, finger prints splotched on that cute little index card, and the rest of my paraphernalia AKA junk has been turned in.... However, I still have not received my license yet.

If you haven't caught on to my jargon yet.... Let me break it down for you

I"M UNEMPLOYED

AND

BROKE!!!!!

Recently I've been passing out resumes like they're free samples.... If you'd like one hit me up!! lol

Unfortunately... I've had no nibbles 

I promise that I do act like the perfect little belle when I go in to talk to offices but on the inside I'm like...

HIRE ME!!!!! 

(dragging self out of the waiting room as I'm frantically flailing my arms and throwing resumes)

ATTENTION all Arkansas friends: If you know of any dental practice needing a hygienist.... Holler at ya girl!!

Until then... please little employer fairy sprinkle some of that funky employment dust on me!!